Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Vet School (joke)

This joke is making the rounds via e-mail. Thought I'd share it here:

First-year students at the UC Davis Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body."

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing." he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid."


  1. Aaagh! But that's funny, I don't care who ya are.

  2. Oh Dude.. LMAO>... not right!! SO NOT RIGHT!!!! ;)

    (Thanks for passing that one along though..hehehe)

  3. That's great, and so true! Thanks for the good laugh this morning!

  4. I'm definitely passing this one on to my vet! Too funny :)

  5. Ahhh!! lol Yuck!! Do I have your permission to put a link to this on my friday funnies tomorrow?? lol

  6. I was on the phone with Chris when I read this, so I read it to him...we are both laughing our butts off!!

  7. Oh wow! LOL That is just WRONG!!! lol

  8. Glad y'all are enjoying this!
    I laughed sooo much when I read it, but I think my absolute most favourite part is the end "Life's tough, its even tougher if you're stupid" lmao

  9. I got that one!

    Maybe from you...? Anyway I totally enjoyed it! LMAO

  10. EEEk that would suck cuz I'd probably not be paying attention and fall for it!:-p

  11. When checking out a vet school, this looks like an awesome place to begin your academic program! The True Blue Campus at St. Georges University.


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