One day as a father is leaving work he suddenly realizes it's his little girl's birthday. He stops at a Toy Shop on his way home and asks the sales assistant "How much for one of those Barbie's in the window?"
"That depends" replies the sales assistant "Which one would you like? Work-out Barbie is $19.95, Shopping Barbie is $19.95, Beach Barbie is $19.95, Disco Barbie is $19.95, Ballerina Barbie is $19.95, Astronaut Barbie is $19.95, Skater Barbie is $19.95 and Divorced Barbie is $265.95."
The amazed father asks "Its WHAT?! Why is Divorced Barbie is $265.95 and all the other barbies are only $19.95!"
The salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs and answers "Sir, Divorced Barbies comes with: Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's computer, one of Ken's friends and a keychain made with Ken's balls."
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OUCH! Actually, not really... it was Mrs Mom that kicked me. lol She passed on the "Six Things You Don't Know About Me" tag. ...
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Yes Heaven has a new horse joining the herd... This big, strong, loyal buckskin galloped over the bridge tonight I know his cowboy will mi...
*ROTFL* i love it
ReplyDeleteThat is a good one!!! i will be spreading it around...Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeletethats excellent!
ReplyDeleteAs a divorced male, I can see it large!!!!!lol!
ReplyDeletelmao, that's a good one!
ReplyDeleteArr, arr, arr. good one :-)
ReplyDeleteLOL-Which is exactly why I tell My Honey he can't AFFORD to divorce me. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI am so happy to hear you had a wonderful experience at the EW clinic. I am sorry...I didn't mean to 'scare' you into having nightmares. Personally, I think he is exactly as you describe him (and I haven't even had the pleasure of meeting him yet). He reminds me a lot of Ray Hunt...another horseman, who had no time for people who didn't seem to want to put any effort into learning. I like those kind of people, because they really do want people to get better, but by golly you have to want it.