**because Friday was Remembrance Day I postponed Friday Funny to Saturday**
You know you are a horse person when:
-You cluck to your car when you go up a hill.
-Your horse's hair is in better condition than your own.
-You refer to your car as "my portable tack room".
-You are exited when your friend tells you that there is a huge sale at the bridle shop, then you are disappointed when you realize they mean the bridal shop.
-You have the vet's number but not your kid's pediatrician on your speed dial.
-Your spouse can track dirt into the house all they want, but God help them if they muddy up the tack room.
-Your house is a mess, but the barn is as neat as a pin.
-Your nice clothes are the ones without horse hair all over them.
-You have to go to your friend's wedding in riding clothes because you took too long at the barn.
-Only horse people would spend hundreds of dollars on a show for a 95 cent ribbon
How many of the above apply to you?
How many of the above apply to you?
That's great. My favorites are clucking to the car and mistaking bridle shop for bridal shop. Funny!
ReplyDeleteGreat list! Most apply to me!
ReplyDeleteI could add one for those of us who volunteer at Therapeutic riding programs: You know you are a Therapeutic Riding volunteer when you say "Walk on" whenever you start walking! I catch myself doing it... at least when I'm with the dog!
There ought to be something about shoes.... it seems that all of my shoes have mud on them because I forget to change into my barn shoes quite frequently!
Hah! Several of those do apply and Yes, I have clucked, mooched and over and undered my vehicle hoping to get 'a bit more' go. LMAO
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately I'm horseless, but I can relate to the car one. I did go to a baby shower in full english wear once, it was lesson night and I didn't have time to change... Hopefully someday soon, I will be back in the saddle again. Thanks for the giggles!
ReplyDeleteI have heard those all before and yet they are still funny (and true) I have clucked to my car lots (and children, dogs, cows, pretty much anything that is moving slow, lol) The hair one and the tack room in the car are so appropriate for me!
ReplyDeleteGot a laugh out of that one!
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