Friday Funny ~ Middle aged

MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES: 

ATD - at the doctor. 

BFF - best friend fell. 

BTW -bring the wheelchair .

BYOT - bring your own teeth. 

FWIW - forgot where I was. 

GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low.

GHA - got heartburn again. 

IMHO - is my hearing aid on? 

LMDO -laughing my dentures out. 

OMMR - on my massage recliner.

ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.