Friday Funny ~ Lecture

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.
As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

"What are you doing out here at 2 a.m.?"
asked the officer.

"I'm going to a lecture."
The man said.

"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?"
asked the cop.

"My wife." said the man.