Friday Funny ~ The Pig & the Chicken

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. 

Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

"Great idea!" the chicken cried.  "Let's offer them ham and eggs!"

"Not so fast," said the pig testily.  "For you, that's a contribution.  For me, it's a total commitment."