Welcome to Saskatchewan!!

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

If you're proud that your province makes the national news 96 nights each year because Saskatoon is the coldest spot in the nation,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy",

You might live in Saskatchewan.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

If you know how to say.... Wanuskewin, Qu'appelle, Valparaiso, Waskesiu, Saskatoon

You might live in Saskatchewan.

If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

If vacation means going "up north" for the weekend,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

You measure distance in hours,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

You know several people, who have hit deer more than once,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

You carry jumper cables in your car, and your girlfriend knows how to use them,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at any given time,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and of course, road construction,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

Your idea of creative landscaping is a plastic deer next  to your blue spruce,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

If "Down South" to you means Regina,

You might live in Saskatchewan.

You find -20C degrees "a little chilly",

You might live in Saskatchewan.

The scary thing is, that while this is kinda funny, most of them are pretty true too!  At least in my experience.