Friday Funny... err Saturday Silly?? Best kijiji Ad Ever

Sorry guys, I didn't abandon y'all!  I've just had a lot on my plate (and mind) lately.  So, almost two hours into Saturday (oops), I give you your Friday Funny:

Best kijiji ad ever!
Ad ID: 89362287 Location: Halifax Date Listed: 22-Nov-08
FREE TO GOOD HOME   After two long years of being on a waiting list for an agility dog, we have been notified by the breeder that, at long last, our number has come up and ...WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!!   We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children this weekend! They are described as:   One male - His name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had Chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained & gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he should be able to read soon.   One female - Her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), strawberry blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy & can be affectionate. Gets along well with other little girls & little boys but does not like to share her toys and therefore would do best in a one child household. She is a very quick learner and is currently working on her house training - shouldn't take long at all.   We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them; that is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.   I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here!!! They MUST be placed in rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.   Sounds just as ridiculous when you have to "rehome" your dog!!

Friday Funny ~ Marriage around the world

Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... 

The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. 
  
The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. 
  
The third man married a girl from Canada . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

Goodbye Big Guy :(

Last week my mom & stepdad had to make the tough call and put down their St. Bernard, Mack.

He had developed some health problems over the winter.  Mom & B gave him lots of love and let him enjoy his days until it was time.  Over the last few weeks it was becoming apparent that Macaroni's  time was running out.
I'll miss seeing him wander our backyard when they visit, and he was such good company for our Comet.
He was such a sweet dog, a gentle giant and will be missed by all who knew him. Good bye Macaroon :(

Wordless Wednesday ~ Camouflaged

Friday Funny

Wordless Wednesday ~ I want this sign!!

** I did not take this pic, and I have NO idea where this sign is located**

Friday Funny ~ Taxi Driver

Bernard Lind was retired but took odd jobs to make a little extra money.  One of his jobs was a taxi driver.

The cab company had a sign posted in all their cars saying, "Your driver is: ____"

Bernie always got a kick out of watching his rider's reactions when they read, "Your driver is: B.LIND."