Our teacher asked what my favourite animal was, and I said "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she must have been wrong because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth.
I did, fried chicken is my favourite animal.
I told my dad what happened.
He said my teacher is probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, he laughed too.
Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favourite live animal was.
I told her chicken.
She asked me why, and I told her
it was because you can make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand.
My parents taught me to be honest,
but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today my teacher asked us to tell her
what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...