Friday, September 23, 2011

Friday Funny ~ Square Testicles

An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one  morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and  insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had  a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client  is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's  office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to  deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'. The  president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much  money . The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The  president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?'

The elderly  woman replied, 'Well, I bet you
$25,000 that your testicles are  square.'

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it  was impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye.  She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take my  bet?'

'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my  testicles are not square.'

'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But  given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come  back at 10 ' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No  problem', said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the  president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front  of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that,  checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could  consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that
There was no  way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the  elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and  acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's  testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the  same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to  drop his pants etc. So that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The  president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she  could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. 'Of  course', said the president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you should  be 100% sure.'

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly  the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall.  He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, 'Oh, it's  probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I  would be holding the balls of the President of the Royal
Bank  of Canada !'


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