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Friday, May 20, 2011

Friday Funny ~ Buttercups & Golf Balls

BUTTERCUPS AND GOLF BALLS

Towards the end of a round of golf , Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back into play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden POOF!!
In a flash and puff of smoke a little old woman appeared.

She said "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?! Just for doing what you've done you won't have any more butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life... better still you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life... as a matter of fact you won't have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!"

Then POOF!!  She was gone!

After Dave recovered from his shock he hollered for his friend "Fred! Where are you?!"

Fred yells back "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."

Dave shouts back "Don't swing Fred!  For the love of God DON'T SWING!!"

7 comments:

  1. That was too funny, I have to remember it to tell my friends. Thanks for a funny friday.

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  2. Oh, hubby will enjoy this one! Thanks for the laugh!

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  3. BWAHAHAHA!!!Glad you are back !!!

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  4. I love Fridays here! That is too funny. Thank you!

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  5. Snort and a chucle..;-)))

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  6. haha thats a good one. And best of all I had heard it before and totally forgot how good it was till you had it here!!

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