A Department of Water representative stopped at the ranch and spoke to the little old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation."
The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."
The water representative haughtily said, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I'm allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. NO questions, asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"
The old rancher nodded politely and went about his chores.
Later, the rancher heard loud screams and saw the water rep running for the fence followed closely by the rancher's bull. The bull was gaining on him with every step.
The rep was clearly terrified so the old rancher ran to the fence and shouted, "Your card!! Show him your card!!"
So its time to fess up and tell y'all WHY I've been pretty much MIA lately... Pie and I are trying to sell our house. Yup, we'v...
Here's to the land of the shamrock so green, Here's to each lad and his darlin' colleen, Here's to the ones we love dearest ...
I wasn’t planning to go with something as traditional as our flag however the extreme heat this week has taken its toll on the few white f...