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Friday, April 22, 2011

Friday Funny ~ Marriage around the world

Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... 

The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. 
  
The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. 
  
The third man married a girl from Canada . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

10 comments:

  1. rotfl

    i'm just imagining the wife trying to mow the lawn in that weather...

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  2. ROFLMAO!!!! Thats the same for Korean women..;-)

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  3. Yea, you don't get away with that with the Native girls either. ;-)

    ROFLMAO!!!

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  4. Don't P____ with me,

    I am a woman, hear me row.

    You go to bangkok and find a little Yes Sir wife, chances are you get the C_____, cos she has slept with every white man who visited for a few baht.

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  5. Fix himself a sandwich? That Canadian girl wasn't tough enough!

    If he had been my man, he'd be fixing me a sandwich, even with only one eye. lol!

    :D
    ~Lisa

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