Friday, July 6, 2012

Friday Funny ~ Let's get physical

During my physical yesterday,
 my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, 
and so I described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday morning, 
I waded along the edge of a lake, 
escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, 
marched up and down several rocky hills, 
stood in a patch of poison ivy, 
crawled out of quicksand, 
and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake."

Inspired by my story, 
the doctor said, 
"You must be some outdoors man!"

"No," I replied, 
"I'm just a lousy golfer."


  1. Sounds like you gold about the same what that I do. I haven't done it in a while but I found it put me in a lot of awkward situations.


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